If you thought the Gulf oil spill was bad, chick this man eater out.  You know what?!? Screw Oil, I say was all start banning it today.  Ok, lets start the ban tomorrow, I have an appointment later I have to drive to and I don’t have the transportation thing figured out just yet LOL. [...]

I don’t know where this genetic misfit came from, maybe the same place I came from, I don’t know. But I sure did not see you there legs. You definitely got a leg up on uniqueness from all those other cats. LOL.